Sometimes spam is poetic. The above subject line appeared today and the accompanying illicit advert wrapped with this nugget:

This may well be you!

D i a l

Above line to study more or to bring an end to receiving additional information and then to see location

Rob followed with beating heart, and soon was clasped close to his mother’s breast.

Oh, my boy–my dear boy! she murmured, and then for very joy and love she was unable to say more, but held him tight and stroked his hair gently and kissed him again and again.

Tho “Gwendolyn Requirement” does put me in mind of “Glandelinian Recruitment” which forms the theme of much of Henry Darger’s works.